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GunnersMate
Joined: 17 Feb 2006
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| Oberon wrote: | | STEED wrote: | CRASH What happen?  |
"Someone set up us the Nimitz!" :know: |
All your base  |
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Oberon
Joined: 07 Jul 2002
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Location: Suffolk, UK
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Oberon: In A.D. 2005, collision was beginning.
Kapitan: What happen ?
Michman: Someone set up us the Nimitz.
Starshini: We get signal.
Kapitan: What !
Starshini: Main gertrude turn on.
Kapitan: It's you !!
NIMITZ: How are you gentlemen !!
NIMITZ: All your sail are belong to us.
NIMITZ: You are on the way to destruction.
Kapitan: What you say !!
NIMITZ: You have no chance to surface make your time.
NIMITZ: Ha Ha Ha ....
Starshini: Captain !!
Kapitan: Take off every 'Akula' !!
Kapitan: You know what you doing.
Kapitan: Move 'Akula'.
Kapitan: For great repairs. |
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joea
Joined: 07 Jul 2002
Posts: 1534
Location: Canada now in Geneva
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Good luck Kap, keep us posted with your trip. |
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Kapitan
Joined: 10 Mar 2005
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Location: essex england also st petersburg russia
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 5:40 am Post subject: |
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| LMAO will do 20 mins and i depart |
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Kapitan
Joined: 10 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:53 am Post subject: |
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Time Narrative
1200 Pulled slowly away from the pier, then reved up for 23 knots.
1217 Passed the statue of liberty and MS Bremen cruise ship
1249 Passed under the Brooklyn Bridge no problem
This is me on the bridge wing leaving port slowly.
Down town manhatten from the bridge wing
Picture from a motor boat i passed, giving us a honk on the horn 
Queen Mary 2 passing a sail boat showing off her sheer size
Just scraping under the Brooklyn Bridge mind you i was doing 14 knots at the time
The four huge azi pods that power QM2 up to 28 knots |
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STEED
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
Posts: 1671
Location: England
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:10 am Post subject: |
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12.55 Got drunk in celebration
13.30 Out cold
16.55 Woke up “ARRRREEEEEEEE no one at the helm”
21.09 Back on course
00.00 Fell asleep, auto pilot on
05.00 Woke up and had corn flakes in beer
Just spicing it up a bit Kap. |
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Kapitan
Joined: 10 Mar 2005
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Location: essex england also st petersburg russia
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:29 am Post subject: |
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lol i like it
However there is always some one at the helm isnt there Mr Monkey
Just got to be careful he doesnt roll a reefer  |
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Oberon
Joined: 07 Jul 2002
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Location: Suffolk, UK
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:22 am Post subject: |
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| Kapitan wrote: | lol i like it
However there is always some one at the helm isnt there Mr Monkey
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Kapitan
Joined: 10 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: |
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| Sorry to spoil it oberon but i passed the statue of liberty 3 hours ago and got under the brroklyn bridge without a scratch now its just wide open atlantic ocean. |
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STEED
Joined: 31 Jan 2006
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Location: England
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Kap - "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT"
CREW - And iceberg sir"
Kap - "Ramming speed"
CRASH, THUD, BOOM........................? |
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Oberon
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:39 am Post subject: |
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| STEED wrote: |
Kap - "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT"
CREW - And iceberg sir"
Kap - "Ramming speed"
CRASH, THUD, BOOM........................? |
Funny you should have written that, I just put the finishing touches to this:
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Kapitan
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:39 am Post subject: |
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| Well i never i cant believe you guys think im like that sheesh come on im not that bad am i ? |
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STEED
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:42 am Post subject: |
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Yes you are.  |
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Oberon
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:45 am Post subject: |
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Kapitan
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| Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:47 am Post subject: |
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Yes admitedly the stennis accident was my fault and i did cause several million dollars worth of damage to a submarine, but thats not the point accidents happen.
Even the jahre viking incident wasnt entirly my ffault computer error made me run aground |
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