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Khayman
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
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Seal off your room when you submerge, seal it completely so no air gets in. Only unseal it when you surface or use a snort. Now you too can die through lack of air, or appreciate the wonderful feeling when you get some fresh air after nearly dying.
Get all your friends to do the toilet and throw up in some buckets. Add some oil then kick them over when you're suffering a prolonged depth charge attack. |
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rls669
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Frenssen wrote: | | The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks |
Actually this is a common occurrence when a new sim comes out. |
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Dowly
Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 1146
Location: Suomi Finland PERKELE!
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| rls669 wrote: | | Frenssen wrote: | | The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks |
Actually this is a common occurrence when a new sim comes out. |
That´s sad... BUT TRUE!!  |
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kiwi_2005
Joined: 23 May 2004
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Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks |
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bookworm_020
Joined: 01 Aug 2005
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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| How can it be realistic if there is no woman waiting for you at home?? |
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Shaffer4
Joined: 21 Apr 2006
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Location: Walla Walla, Wa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| Don't forget to hang a monitor from the Ceiling and attach two handles to simulate the Periscope.. |
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CptGrayWolf
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:07 am Post subject: |
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| Shaffer4 that's a mighty big sig there mate...Dr.Freud might have some theory's about that :hmm: |
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Shaffer4
Joined: 21 Apr 2006
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Location: Walla Walla, Wa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:14 am Post subject: |
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your right... I'm compensating.... for my inadequate, Pathetic, Sad excuse for a...... Video Card...  (but seriously... MX cards blow... in the bad way.) |
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CptGrayWolf
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:19 am Post subject: |
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| Shaffer4 wrote: | | your right... I'm compensating.... for my inadequate, Pathetic, Sad excuse for a...... Video Card... (but seriously... MX cards blow... in the bad way.) |
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Phylacista
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
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Location: Aachen, Germany
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:31 am Post subject: |
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When returning to port after a sucsessful patrol dont forget to shower in roses... and seagull droppings  |
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Shaffer4
Joined: 21 Apr 2006
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Location: Walla Walla, Wa
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:36 am Post subject: |
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There is that better? lol...
And by the way... we are ALL compensating by plunging into the depths in a submarine game... |
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Myxale
Joined: 06 Feb 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:58 am Post subject: |
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| The only hardcore Realizm setting i use in a longer campain (beside the game setting), is my rotten see-man pullover and the no shawing thing! :hmm: |
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The Noob
Joined: 28 Sep 2005
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Location: Far Away
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| kiwi_2005 wrote: | When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!
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Then you run back into the toilet and Shout FLUTEN! Before you press the flush... |
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Seminole
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| Lock your heads when you are below periscope depth. |
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Phylacista
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
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Location: Aachen, Germany
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| Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah and you will yell "Alarm" very often. Why is that?
Because of the door bell. There are a lot of men ringing. Why is that?
Because it is night and of course you have switched to red light. |
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