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raymond6751
Joined: 17 Mar 2004
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Location: Canada
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 Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:51 am Post subject: No wife? Ultimate Realism! |
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Home alone in daytime, I get an idea.
My sub is on the surface, in Sept 44, Northern waters. I've got my four speaker sound system cranked up full, my headphones for when I am listening underwater.
Why am I not feeling the realism? Then it hits me, I'm too comfortable!
Open all the windows and let in that 38 F air, wind and all! It gets so cold I have to put on a jacket. The dog thinks I'm nuts.
Next, I say to myself "Would the captain be sitting comfortably in his chair on deck?" No! So now I stand and pace the room, in the cold and wind.
What realism!!
If I had a wife - no way man!  |
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Frenssen
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
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Location: Petty officer`s mess
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The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks, then I can almost guarantee you will not get a wife  |
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Dowly
Joined: 07 Apr 2005
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Location: Suomi Finland PERKELE!
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| Frenssen wrote: | | The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks, then I can almost guarantee you will not get a wife |
Dont forget to move your computer to the bathroom and stand under cold shower when in storm/rain.  |
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GreyOctober
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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Location: Romania
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject: Re: No wife? Ultimate Realism! |
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| raymond6751 wrote: | | The dog thinks I'm nuts. |
Hes not the only one... At least youre not flying London- San Francisco realtime with FS2004 like i used to do...thats nuts.
Were all loosing grip on reality sometimes but damn thats good!! :know:
Cheers!
G.O. |
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U-104
Joined: 19 Aug 2005
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Location: United States
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Don't forget when that pipe in the control room bursts, to bring in the garden hose and turn it on! Oh, don't forget to hang sausages, bacon, and bananas from your ceiling and stack boxes of oranges on the floor.  |
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Rosencrantz
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And hope you remember when on patrol, you just can't go on shopping... Think, rotting bread... drinking water in jerrys... Oh boy. You really are lucky you don't have a wife or a girlfriend... I allmost envy you...
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Frenssen
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| What a great thread this is turning out to be - more, more |
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Boris
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Location: Bendigo, Australia
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Remember to encode any communications with the outside world...
If you get DC'd try to shake uncontrollably and throw things around the room.
I you flood and happen to get sunk go drown youself in the bathtub (don't actually do this one or I'll probably get in trouble.) |
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Marvin the Martian
Joined: 01 Jul 2005
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| Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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@ Raymond.............YUP.......
You got it down 
@Frenssen..
Yup, a Great Thread.... |
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Dimitrius07
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
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Location: Israel :)
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Change the original sound call of your cellfone from dring!! dring!!
to New mesage resive |
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CptGrayWolf
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| Rub some salt on your lips! |
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Ultraboy
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I was actually already doing most of these things. Now SH3 has just given me an excuse.
One thing I haven't tried that often is, when finishing off a Tanker with the deck gun, I pause the game, dump about a half a can of lighter fluid into the barbecue, and then have a match ready for when the Tanker finally goes up.
P.S. One would be advised to move the computer outside, rather that moving the barbecue inside when attempting this. |
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The Avon Lady
Joined: 18 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:08 am Post subject: Re: No wife? Ultimate Realism! |
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| raymond6751 wrote: | | The dog thinks I'm nuts. |
Fresh meat! :/\chop |
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kiwi_2005
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:40 am Post subject: |
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When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!
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Dowly
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| Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:05 am Post subject: |
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| kiwi_2005 wrote: | When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!
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Good one! |
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